Dear Sir or Madam - will you read my book?
It took me years to write - will you take a look?
It's based on a novel - by a man named Lear
And I need a job - so I want to be
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LOAD THE BOAT - all the way around you go - SINGLE CIRCLE TO A WAVE - BOYS TRADE - GIRLS FOLD
PEEL THE TOP you do - SLIDE THRU - SWING your Corner - PROMENADE too
It's a thousand pages - give or take a few
I'll be writing more - in a week or two
I can make it longer - if you like the style
I can change it round - and I want to be a
If you really like it - you can have the rights
It could make a million for - you overnight
If you must return it - you can send it here
But I need a break - and I want to be a
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ORIGINAL LYRICS:
Dear Sir or Madam, will you
read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job but he wants to be a
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a thousand pages, give
or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really like it you can
have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to be a
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback
writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer (fade out)